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09

Oct

yourfriendsav:

GPOY.
cc: dreamonbecca


"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons"

yourfriendsav:

GPOY.

cc: dreamonbecca

"You can call us Aaron Burr from the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons"

30

Sep

humansofnewyork:

"I think all the pressure that I put on myself has been paralyzing. When I graduated from high school, a lot of people wrote in my yearbook: ‘You’re going to do great things,’ or ‘I know you’re going to make it big.’ I realized recently that with all the time I spent trying to figure out what my ‘big thing’ was going to be, I passed over a lot of small things that could have really added up. The moment I became content with taking small steps, I started moving forward again."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

Relevant to my past, and everyone’s present.

humansofnewyork:

"I think all the pressure that I put on myself has been paralyzing. When I graduated from high school, a lot of people wrote in my yearbook: ‘You’re going to do great things,’ or ‘I know you’re going to make it big.’ I realized recently that with all the time I spent trying to figure out what my ‘big thing’ was going to be, I passed over a lot of small things that could have really added up. The moment I became content with taking small steps, I started moving forward again."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

Relevant to my past, and everyone’s present.

22

Sep

If only life was that easy.

If only life was that easy.

11

Sep

lovehateyourskin:

deacastiel:

what mens rights activists really sound like

mens. rights. activists.

I met CJ. She’s the best!

09

Sep

professionallush:

hellyeahbeyonce:

fuckyesbeyonce:

Beyoncé, Jay Z & Blue in France. (9-9-14)

Love her outfit :)

Can some explain to me what’s on her leg & arms? Did she just straight up bedazzle her own body? 

Those are her Illuminati stripes. She’s a Lieutenant Colonel.

professionallush:

hellyeahbeyonce:

fuckyesbeyonce:

Beyoncé, Jay Z & Blue in France. (9-9-14)

Love her outfit :)

Can some explain to me what’s on her leg & arms? Did she just straight up bedazzle her own body? 

Those are her Illuminati stripes. She’s a Lieutenant Colonel.

04

Sep

The first thing you notice about Joan Rivers…

is how tiny she is. I was a PA at “South Park” at the time, and I was walking her and her E! camera crew back to Matt and Trey’s office.

She was there to present them with a Golden Hanger Award for their Oscar outfits. It was the year they were nominated for “Blame Canada”. They dressed up in J-Lo’s infamous MTV VMA slit down the front outfit and Gwyneth Paltrow’s gag-me pink Oscar- winning dress.

Although we spoke to each other for five minutes while we were waiting, the only thing I remember was how excited I was to meet her. She was the go to guest host for Carson when I was growing up, and I was always a fan.

And she did not disappoint. She was “on”, even without the cameras rolling. But more importantly, she was incredibly sweet and friendly to all. She even made “the boys” crack up, which is not easy.

When the cameras were ready she nailed it in one take, gave everyone a hug and air kiss and then she was gone.

03

Sep

The 2 Best Dishes at Grand Central Market

sononick:

katherinespiers:

I did a VERY helpful video.

Two questions:

(1) What’s up with the sound?
(2) Why only two dishes?

Things that deserve mention from GCM: 

  • Sticky Rice: Green Vegetable Curry and Crying Tiger
  • Valerie: The Monte Cristo and all the jams
  • Belcampo: all the things
  • eggslut: literally everything on the menu except the slut
  • Tacos Tumbras a Tomas: carnitas burrito
  • G&B: DonutSnob donuts
  • Wexler: any bagel with pastrami

Actually, just go there and order everything that looks good to you. And then go to Spring Arcade for gelato. And more tacos. And then just Bar Ama for guacamole. And Baco Mercat for everything. Oh, Little Tokyo’s nearby, too …

My picks from GCM:

  • Olio: Margherita pizza
  • Wexler: Onion bagel with Nova
  • G&B: Pork Belly Cheddar Scone
  • Las Morelianas: Mixto Taco
  • Horse Thief BBQ: Beef Brisket

Eggslut hasn’t been the same since they switched from the brioche bun to the Portuguese bun

02

Sep

Thoughts from a Consumer of Famous Boobs, 2014

sononick:

Feelings I got after seeing something I had no business seeing. 1300 words worth. Settle in.

This is what happens when I stay away from the internet for 3 days, except to check on the final 53-man roster for the 49ers.

If it weren’t for the news media constantly reporting on the “terrible invasion of privacy” by plastering montages of barely fuzzed out photos of the various actresses, I wouldn’t have seen anything at all.

(Source: liartownusa)

Only one of these is sexy.

(Source: nuggetking)